Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Cover letter for my boyfriend

If you're reading my blog, you probably know I'm a writer. So I'm pretty awesome at writing cover letters. I took the liberty of writing my boyfriend's cover letter to Twitter.


Dear Twitter guys,

I wanna work here 'cause I like your app. I play on my phone/iPad/computer a lot so I have some taste. Twitter's way cool, love the little bird guy and all the blue. I can RT @ my follower a twitpic on a tinyurl! The thing is, I want to work somewhere where I like the stuff they make. My job used to be like that, but now it's not and I am unfulfilled. I'm a pretty big deal over here at Gravs, the CD and all. I call all the creative shots pretty much. I have some minions... sort of. Not really. So... yeah... that's me. Hire ME!

Peace,

Ninjitsu Pixelju